So I'm not sure if "worst" is the best word to describe Tyra, because she does spark a lot of interesting discussions about being black, her fatness, and other people's fatness, but I think the better word might be "craziest". This girl is a crazy mofo. Literally I don't think anyone else on TV could get away with putting on an unflattering swimsuit, speaking in one word sentences, slapping her body, beginning to cry, and then finally saying "KISS MY FAT ASS". This is ridiculous! Why don't I have a talk show? I could do all of these things while making sure that my hair does not get caught in my mouth at a really awkward angle.
Another thing that confuses me is how she gives out "advice" like its the newest vaseline product. “Take responsibility for yourself because no one's going to take responsibility for you,” says the woman who went undercover as a fat person, a homeless person, and a man. Because she is a renegade undercover agent for every possible profession and/or core identifier, she knows what its like to suffer from discrimination. She also knows how to compliment women on their badonkadonks, while at the exact same time criticizing the lack of severity in the whites of their eyes. She is one word: TALENT. Tyra, I am truly sorry that your show was canceled. Maybe you can start a news program where you only report on the issues of fat, homeless, manly women? I'm pretty sure that that's your audience...
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