The American public is being swindled, bamboozled, led astray. Since birth we've been told that "Breakfast is the Most Important Meal of the Day" and we just accept it. The egg growers, the pig farmers, the orange growers and the oatmeal makers must have gotten together around a conference room table and came up with this lie. I bet they're having a good laugh about it right now.
Think about it for a second. We traditionally eat three meals a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner. If you tell me breakfast is "Most Important Meal of the Day", what you're really telling me is that if I can only choose meal, I should choose breakfast. Really? I'm not buying it. If I'm stuck out in the desert and I've got enough food for one meal, I'm not eating it at 8:00am because Wilford Brimley told me to. In fact, why would I ever listen to what Wilford Brimley has to say about food, he has "Diabeetus"?
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