Of all the terrible things in the world, generic toilet paper must be the worst. You know those commercials where they soak up various blue liquids (don't ask me what those are because they freak me out too) with different types of toilet paper? Well, the toilet paper used at my high school would most likely disintegrate when put up against a light mist, let alone any sort of blue liquid. I might as well use the toilet seat covers, which surprisingly seem to have a much greater durability than the worst toilet paper in the world.
My high school charges 30,000 dollars worth of tuition and I have to subject myself to the thinest of all paper products? Usually I demand at least a quality 3 ply toilet paper. But the high school administration is disgracing my body with a simple 1/2 ply (which when not used properly can cause chaffing, redness, and irritability). This lack of charity that the administration is showing us by forcing us to use this abomination of a paper product is really concerning. I'm assuming that the administration was dealing with some serious financing dilemmas and decided that no one would notice if they went the cheap Costco route for toilet paper... Well they guessed wrong. I LOVE COSTCO, but no one and I repeat no one likes your 12 cent per 100 sheet toilet paper. Maybe stick to producing cheese in bulk, I think that's where the money is.
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