Worst TV Show Ever: Two and a Half Men

Does anybody have a programming contact at CBS? I need to know who gave the green light to Two and a Half Men. The person who decided this abortion of a show should be featured in prime time is either retarded or super retarded. I'm in a unique position to comment on this show, because I've never watched an episode. All I know about this show is what I've seen in commercials. From what I can tell, Charlie Sheen and the other dude are either brothers, gay brothers or a gay couple that is raising a fat kid. To be honest, I don't really care what their relationship is, this can't be funny, it's just not possible. When your plot is stolen from an 80s movie staring Steve Guttenberg, Tom Selleck and Ted Danson, you don't belong on my TV. The next time I see Charlie Sheen, he better be wearing a Cleveland Indians jersey and singing "Wild Thing".