Worst Actor Ever: Kevin Costner

I know many of you think Kevin Costner is a great actor. He isn't. I bet a lot of you think Kevin Costner makes great movies. He doesn't. Nothing he has ever been in has been good. Try it with me:
The Postman: One of the biggest flops ever.
Waterworld: THE biggest flop ever.
For Love of the Game: Made me hate the game.
Robin Hood: Are you kidding me?
Field of Dreams: Why must he do this to baseball?
Bull Durham: Again with the baseball. No, this isn't funny. No, his speech isn't worth quoting.

Everyone tells me Dances With Wolves is good. It can't be. It features 181 or 236 minutes of Costner. 236 minutes!?! That is 4 hours. Do you know what you can do with 4 hours? Here is a list of things I would rather do with 4 hours than watch Kevin Costner:

1. Dig a ditch
2. Have oral surgery
3. Teach an Amish kid to dance
4. Take the SAT's
5. Braid both Gasol Brothers' hair

Keanu Reeves should send Kevin Costner a fruit basket every month for the rest of his life for taking the heat off. Can you imagine how awful it would be if they teamed up? But, at least Neo has the sense to keep his movies to normal lengths. 4hours. The nerve.