Best Cooking Device Ever: FlavorWave Oven Turbo

Have you seen this thing? It uses infrared, Halogen heat, and a bunch of other scientific concepts that no one understands and probably don't work to cook food to perfection. They are probably junk, and no, I would never buy one. Why is it the BEST cooking device ever, you ask. Simple. Mr T. is in the infomercial. I would buy anything from Mr. T. No government agency or board of certifiers can bring the instant credibility Mr T. brings. Admittedly, Mr. T seems like a strange choice to sell cookware. How is he not doing Cash for Gold? This obvious oversight must be corrected immediately. But, the oddness of Mr T selling ovens pales in comparison to Paunch from CHIPSselling acreage. No, Erik, I don't want a getaway in Bella Vista, Arkansas. No, it doesn't matter how cheap it is. This should be a new game: Combine an 80's TV star with the strangest infomercial they could appear in. I'll start you out with one: How about Uncle Jesse from Full House telling me how to buy real estate with no money down. That would be magic.

Anyway, back to Mr. T. Is there anything that you wouldn't buy from Mr. T? I can't think of anything. Cars, yep. A Laptop, check. Lawn equipment, yessir! Whatever Mr. T is selling, I'm buying. That is why The FlavorWave Oven Turbo is the BEST cooking device ever.

All this Mr. T talk got me thinking about how much I loved the A Team. Great show. I'm sure the movie will be fantastic, with one exception: Why isn't Mr. T playing Mr. T? I'm a Rampage Jackson fan and all, but who is better suited to play Mr. T than Mr. T? This is an outrage. Perhaps a boycott is in order.