Best Plant Ever: Bamboo

When I think of Bamboo, I think of the Pandas at the San Francisco Zoo. Those fat bastards would sit there all day long and eat big chunks of that junk. They loved that stuff so much, you could throw one of those famous, SF Zoo Pink Popcorn bars into the cage and those gumpy, black and white bums wouldn't pay it any mind.








Well it turns out Bamboo has many other uses. I slept in some sheets made of Bamboo last night and woke up with a spring in my step and a positive outlook on the day (it only took 2 emails at work to kill my positivity). A quick glance at wikipedia, and I discovered that from Bamboo you can make; clothes, flooring, fencing, a bicycle, a Chinese bridge, musical instruments and a salt-water filter.

My research has led me to the solution to all of the world's environmental problems; slash and burn the rain forests, plant Bamboo, give Michael a Nobel Prize. You're welcome world.