Saturday, April 17, 2010

Worst Vacation Ever: Camping


So let me get this straight, I have some time off work and you want me to give up all the comforts and amenities that I've worked to acquire and go sleep in a tent? No thanks, you go ahead.

I've heard all arguments for camping:
"You can get really drunk", I can do that at home.
"You can get away from it all", what am I running from?

I've never understood the allure of camping, it just doesn't make sense. I own a bed, I'll pass on a sleeping bag. There's a hierarchy to sleeping arrangements, it goes, outside, outside with a tent and finally, indoors. If I was caught up in some form of natural disaster, I'm sure a tent would seem like a gift straight from Jesus, but until then, I'll be sleeping inside.

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