Worst Idea Ever: Starting a Blog

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that anyone who knows Michael, Jessica, and me well enough to be reading this can figure out pretty quickly whose idea it was for "the 3 of us" to start a blog. I knew it wasn't a great idea from the start but I figured I'd do it for my sister. Why is this a bad idea you ask. It was a terrible idea to start a blog because of how predictably it has fizzled. It didn't take Ben Stein to surmise that we would lose interest and the posting would slow or stop all together. Here is the scary part: It is now probably safe to say I am keeping this baby afloat On My Own (great song by the way).

Sidebar: How could this song be anything but fantastic. It is sung by 2 of the best black male vocalists of the 20th century, Michael McDonald and Patti LaBelle. I don't want to hear any nonsense about Michael McDonald being white. You ain't gonna find Ya Mo B There in Webster's. Save your hate mail and nasty messages about The Diva, too, you know LaBelle looks like a drag queen at best.

Anyway, back to this blog. Let's take a second and think about how truly staggering it is that I am the only writing on this blog. It would be generous to call my follow through on things like this "poor". What does that say about my co-authors. I don't say this disparagingly, we all should have known better. Our lack of dedication made starting a blog the WORST Idea Ever.

P.S. Topic for next time: The Best White Singers/Artists You Swear Are Black Until You See Them.

A few off top:
Michael McDonald
Hall and Oates
Robin Thicke
Justin Timberlake
Teena Marie
Any more?


P.P.S. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobby Caldwell is white? I just found a thread about the "blackest sounding white singers" and found Bobby Caldwell. He even has a mullet. He looks homeless. Watch this and tell me you'll be able to listen to "What You Won't Do for Love" again.